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Fred Durst

A Try hard wannabe rocker/rapper from the commercially fucked up Limp Bizkit

Durst is known for his fucked up lyrics such as "i did it all for the nookie" and "i want to fuck you like an animal, i want to feel you from the inside" <-- FUCKEN RIP OFF FROM NIN

This man should be avoided like the plague and if seen should be kicked in the sack, doused in petrol and set on fire!
A complete and utter fuckhead from Jacksonville who wares pants that dont fit him and has his hat on backwards
by PJ Marshal January 3, 2004
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fred phelps

The head of the Westboro Baptist Church. An incredibly hateful man who runs godhatesfags.com and godhatesamerica.com. According to this incredible asshole, the GI's getting killed in Iraq are God's punishment for not persecuting homosexuals. His cult has picketted their funerals with signs like "God Hates Fags," "America Is Doomed," "Thank God for Dead Troops," "God Blew Up the Troops," "Fag Soldiers in Hell," and "Thank God for IEDs." He's a horrible example of Christianity and has a big surprise coming for him from God when he dies. He is linked to thechristian identity movement, a white-supremacist organization posing as a church.
Here are the people in Hell, according to Fred Phelps.
Matt Sheppard
Reggie White
Ronald Reagan
Martin Luther King
Corretta Scott King
Mr Rogers
All US casualties of the Iraq War
The victims of the West Virginia coal mine disaster

It should be noted that Freddie had met several times with and praised the leadership of our best buddy Saddam Hussein.
by jonzo the weasel July 30, 2006
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firedrill

Used by investment bankers(usually analysts) to mean they have something to get done and get back to someone really fast. Part of speech is variable. Also used by bankers when they go out to mean chug your drink.
"Coffee?"
"No, I'm firedrill right now for a VP"
"Oh that sucks, I had a bunch of firedrills this morning"
"I hate being in firedrill mode"
"Yeah I wish we hadn't firedrilled those shots last night"
by /n living the dream August 3, 2007
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Fred

A person who does stupid, annoying, or idiotic things.
by Bob Jblue May 17, 2007
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fuckwit fred

insult for a person ,usually male, who is seen to act in a foolish manner.derives from term fuckwit meaning stupid person with no ability to learn.
local dumbass: oh dear i just walked into a lamp post for the 6th time this week
passer by: fuckwit fred!
by Jimmy P! February 8, 2005
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Uncle Freddie

the one guy in every social circle that has no social grace, manners or even a clue as to how big a fucking moron he is.
The Cooker: "Dude we need more people to play bathketball."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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Freddie Mercury

An extremely respected British frontman admired by thousands. Now, in 2013, Freddie Mercury is most well know for his meme, his big teeth, the fact that he was bisexual or gay, and the fact that he died of AIDS. Also, he had a mustache for 6 years of his career. Now for the stuff that actually matters... Freddie was probably THE greatest male rock n'roll singer of all time. He was in one of the greatest band ever- Queen- who formed in 1970 and had countless hits like Bohemian Rhapsody, We Are The Champions, We Will Rock You, Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Another One Bites the Dust, Somebody To Love, Under Pressure, and Fat Bottomed Girls up until 1991. The other 3 members are still alive- but this is about Freddie. His voice could give you chills- he was also an amazing song writer and pianist- and he was an AMAZING live performer. He was also known for his flamboyancy, his extravagant parties, his love of alcohol and sex, and his frequent use of curse words. Definitely a true rock star. He always had a good time- he was very funny, romantic, and generous, He died in 1991 when he was only 45. He was born in Africa, but his nationality was Persian- and he moved to England when he was around 17.
1. "Hey, who's your favorite singer?" "FREDDIE MERCURY, duh!"

2. "That guy looks gayer than Freddie Mercury!" "Haha, if only he had a mustache!"
by babyjake26 April 14, 2013
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