D1 Edger

Someone who is super addicted to the act of "edging"

I am a D1 edger

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Booger Edgelord

Billie Eilish

Billie Eilish music is that of a booger edgelord.

by Art Alexis December 30, 2024

Geographically Edge

The art of trying to overcome the frustration of a good connection with someone fun who lives on the other side of the plant.

Emotional thirst trap with a different time zone, may lead to weird sex dreams you can’t quite remember.

Kieran enjoys attempting to geographically edge only the coolest of women.

by Key Rin April 18, 2025

Inch Edge

Inch edging is a commonly used practice among mainly men to use on mainly females. This process starts with the Chicken Ritual where the man lays chickens on the bed of his chosen parter for the inch edge. After that happens, the man begins to start the process of intercourse with the woman. He will put an inch of his penile shaft in the woman per minute, no less than one minute as for this edging process takes time. He slides in and out per minute. After this time is up, he rockets and the inch edging process is over when the man is done. This process is then celebrated with a disco ball. When you finish inch edging you get to be called the special title name of “Landoh” This name means prosperity in games.

Person 1: Hey man guess what I did with my girlfriend last Friday!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I inch edged!!
Person 2: Wow!! You’re a total Landoh.

by RulerStick April 22, 2025

Ford Edge

A midsized SUV produced by Ford Motor Company between the model years 2007 to 2024.

RIP Ford Edge, you will be missed.
Wanna Edge each other in my Ford Edge?

by giraffe.geoff August 11, 2025

Crystallized Edge

The act of edging but you let your pre-cum crystallize across the tip of your penis. And then you suck it off like a rock candy.

Dude, my girl loves my crystallized edge!!

by Master of Splooge August 26, 2025

Microsoft Edger

A chronically online tech nerd/gooner with a really small penis that likes to go online a lot and goon. Usually a Reddit user with a neck beard that has no life yet enjoys going online to post dumb shit or belittle others. Not all of them wear fedoras, but some do. Commonly also found on Discord

Hey, did you see the way that person on fb replied to me? It’s giving real Microsoft Edger energy……

by Can you burn a Luigi board November 17, 2025