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Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.
Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump
by Huomk September 19, 2020
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When you ask your sibling where they are and they respond with this because they are mad
1: Are you coming?

2: IM EATINGGGGGTGGGGGKDKDODNDNFKCKF
by Carpet Licker 😉 November 15, 2020
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eating dirty

Slang term used for the act of eating ass.
"What brings you to the ER tonight?"

"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"

"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."
by Hazel Street December 7, 2020
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.
Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.
by VeeTree April 23, 2021
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Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.
Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”
by anonymous May 2, 2021
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eatingkookies

EatingKookies and nobody lol
by Mih May 15, 2021
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