duck fit

Really mad, upset

your mother will have a duck fit if she knows what you're doing

by smokeyjoe nev February 27, 2015

stepping on a duck

the fart that comes out making a "QUACK" noise

ummm hortense? did u step on a duck?
no... it was yo momma!

by Neo December 25, 2003

pink duck

the large bright pink duck that follows you around everywhere you go and demands to be fed every 20 minutes. if you don't feed it... it will haunt you and eventually steal your soul. so be sure to feed the pink duck every 20 minutes these pink ducks will eventaully take over the world.

excuse me i need to feed the pink duck again... its hungry

by rmhl225 May 16, 2010

dead duck

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

by Doukie February 17, 2009

Duck Life

The Greatest Game Ever Made! Can Be Abbreviated As DL.
Also can be inspirational to people who are in deep depressions.

Dude! That Singer Is Such A DL! Duck Life
Dude! That Person Is Duck Lifing! Duck life

by carsonisachode July 29, 2011

duck rape

Duck rape means anal violation of a duck.

Often very noisy.

Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.

Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"

He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.

The pained quacking was terrible.

by scodder May 29, 2010

Fuck Duck

Fuck Duck: 1)To have sexual intercource with a duck.
2)A person that has sexual relations with muliple partners.
3)A sexual play toy.
4)A sexual nick name given to one's partner.

1)Frank had sex with that duck, what a duck fuck!
2)Frank, Fran, Francis, and Fred all have sex with way too many people in one night, they're all fuck ducks.
3)Frank got Francis a fuck duck.
4)Francis nicknamed Frank her fuck duck!

by ~Keyona January 9, 2004