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Doorknob Rodeo

noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.
Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."
by conflicttheband November 17, 2010
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doorhorseafish

1) a horse that had coitus with a door and a fish. thus producing a doorhorseafish.

2) referring to male genitals

3) a creature that lurks at the bottom of the ocean that only eats wood and drinks water, but doesn't eat soggy wood.
Grandma got run over by a doorhorseasfish
Oh my you have such a large doorhorseafish
*unknow white rapper* "what rhymes with metamorphosis?" *special friend* "I know DOORHORSEAFISH!!"
by ADPmeta April 28, 2011
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Door Draft

v. The act of slipping through a door closely behind someone as to not have to re open or touch the door(and ultimately make them do the work for you ^.^)
I had my hands in my pockets like a D Bag so i had to door draft this chick at school so i didnt have to ruin my perfect style
by *NuLL* June 14, 2011
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Door Shadowing

1.The act of walking directly behind someone so when they open a door, you can slip through after them without having to hold it.
2. The act of walking directly behind someone so that when they open a door, they have no choice but to hold it open for you.
Dude, I was totally out of it this morning, so I door shadowed some chick for almost 10 minutes.

Man, I hate when people are door shadowing all over me.
by Plethora Girl September 16, 2011
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Door Chips

When people drop chips off at your door...
Yo, that man just door chips me!!
by TBAL July 31, 2012
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Doornobbing

The act of one homosexual grabbing another homosexual's penis and twisting it like a doornob
Fred: Gimme your penis Alfanso because we can do doornobbing
Alfanso: No, it hurts too much
Fred: I'll twist it delicately this time
Alfanso: Ok fine baby
by BobtheGay October 14, 2012
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Door Damage

An alternative term used to describe the cover charge for a live event, usually an underground music performance.
"You see the door damage for the Tom Waits show this month? SO expensive!"
by isitatomic May 27, 2012
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