Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Wiki website that rips on anything you love, denies what you have learned, bashes every band on the planet, and is racist to all. They usually give false information about everything, with the exception of the "Sick fucks." They often like to follow the path of 4Chan, using all of their vocabulary and memes.

However, it should be noted that it is just for "lulz", and should not be taking too seriously. If you get offended easily, don't go there.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is a site for bitching about the world.

by Stay Gold Ponyboy October 21, 2008

brain damage

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.

Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Encyclopedia Dramatica

A website detailing events, people, places, and other sorts through a satirical manner while holding some truth. However, this site has degraded over the years into a site for people to complain about things they don't like with inhabitants ranging from 13 year olds to idiots using ED as a guide to the internet because they think the site is cool. A typical article today on ED would contain many unnecessary notes and cursing, obvious signs of complaining by the author of the article, and many pointless links to words regarding inside jokes.

"OMG this site suxs, IMA go make an Encyclopedia Dramatica article about it! XD"

by Sage the faggotry December 25, 2009

Encyclopedia Dramatica

The most idiotic, racist, and sexist website on the internet. They always say extremely racist shit and block users from that website for no reason. I was part of it. When I was about to edit an article, they put that stupid B& shit for no reason. They think they do everything for the lulz, when they aren't funny at all. They do it for the Dutch lulz a.k.a dicks

Encyclopedia Dramatica
Encyclopaedia Dramatica
Encyclopædia Dramatica... NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID WEBSITE SHERROD DEGRIPPO!!!!

by Lazer81095 March 27, 2009

what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date

Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"

by PSONBT December 9, 2008

encyclopedia dramatica

A website made by a group of spotty nerds with tiny dicks, as they struggle to get girlfriends and are scared there mum will catch them wanking they make a site that is both complete crap and very un funny.

Encyclopedia dramatica - When a boy cant get sex he makes a crap site!

by McLeppard May 9, 2009