dad wee

when occasionally, men sit down for a piss. just as a treat.

'time for a dad wee!'

by sssnakepit October 11, 2011

Do Dad

For me a "Do Dad" is a mostly insignificant thing.

A"do dad"watch chain ornament,

by Hank Louis March 15, 2008

Your Dad

A really retarded response to the also retarted comment, your mom.

Jack:Your mom
John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shit:Your DAD
Jack: Ya, I ain't to fond of my dad either

by rekcuf October 26, 2005

dad dick

That experienced penis that can only be obtained through countless sessions of the same old with his wife. Ex: I fucked that girl so hard last night I gave her that dad dick.

Hey baby you want that same douche dick or you want to try out that dad dick tonight!!!!

by daddicj October 13, 2013

step dad

Total jerk-off who sits on his ass all day drinking. He will act like your real father and try and cut you down like a big prick. If you have the urge to go kill him, I wouldnt hesitate a second

Person1: My step dad is a total asshole.

Person1's friend: Yeah, fuck him.

by -094752-954372-572043945483 August 14, 2009

trash dad

A father "hot dad" who flirts and is too eager to cheat on his wife in a bar and/or alley.

Damn, that hot guy has been flirting with me all night. Too bad he has a wedding ring on... What a trash dad.

by Lizatheqween April 12, 2017

Your Dad

A term for a boss, or another authority figure who is disliked.

Why did your dad make me do that?

Because he's your dad!

by PGA Dude March 12, 2010