Double around-the-back Lumberjack

The act of inserting two fingers into the anus of someone from behind and then once fingers are fully covered with feces, rubbing it on their face in the appearence of a scruffy lumberjack's beard.

Did you hear kyle received a Double around-the-back Lumberjack last night?

by Paul and Nina with inspiration from Kyle November 21, 2006

Double Bag It

Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)

A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

double latte

A sexual position in which a man titty fucks a woman that is lactating. The pressure placed on the breasts causes the milk to shoot out for added lubrication and the semen shooting out of the penis produce a dual-action formula....hence the double latte.

Penelope and I made a double latte last night. I milked her titties when I titty fucked her and she milked my cock to make enough white frosting on her tits for a few cupcakes.

by Pacos Bill March 4, 2008

double digit midget

military slang for someone who is "short" on a tour of duty, less than 100 days away from going home, or retiring.

Tim retires in June, so in February he will be an official double digit midget. Countdown to never wearing a uniform again!! 100, 99, 98, better than Christmas!

by Sandy Tracy February 21, 2007

Double Chin

The roll of fat under a fat person's chin; it sort of looks like a second chin.

Did you see Jack's double chin? That fat fuck eats too much.

by chasemanjansen December 17, 2006

double a / AA

1) small, under powered, of little or no importance.

2) masterbating with a thin "lady finger" vibrator.
origin: AA batteries, bra-cup size smaller than A

"I'm feeling triple X, but I'm only double A"

by wachit November 6, 2003

double-drat

A more intense version of drat, used in only the most intense situations.

Aww, double-drat! Somebody got on my AIM screen name. Tear.

by Q-Tip McVicker July 6, 2004