Lt Dan

When the sex is so good, your legs are rendered useless, and you realize now you cannot walk, and have to work for a retard on a shrimp boat

Damn baby, you lt danned me again

by Glennshed March 14, 2016

doing a dan

meeting a girl on the internet from another country, getting really intimate and regarding her as your girlfriend,
and then going to visit only 2 be heartbroken

Craig 'I got a girlfriend now from the US on gaiaonline'
Phill 'oh right, you gonna meet her?'
Craig 'Nah, doubt it'
Phill 'Yea, your not doing a dan are you?'

by llihp notwen October 21, 2008

dapper dan

A term used to describe a pinch of smokeless tobacco.

largest size pinch you can take.

Im going to put in a dapper dan.

by coryweon October 26, 2009

thunder dan

1) The nickname for the greatest basketball player from Traverse City, MI.

2) A self proclaimed nickname, that anyone named 'Dan', can call themselves. Hopefully, it will catch on, and your friends will start calling you that.

1) Thunder Dan is wicked from 3 point land.

2) Yo bitch, I told you, I will only respond when you address me as Thunder Dan.

by Dan March 25, 2004

Pulling A Dan

Completely bull shitting. Making up ridiculous lies and exaggerating things.

"I got asked to be the drummer on Madonna's tour!" "Oh stop Pulling a Dan"

"He said he got asked to be a model while he was on Holiday, but he was really just given an advert card for a photographer!" "Oh he was totally pulling a dan!!"

by Dan1234 February 28, 2008

steeley dan

In the William Burroughs novel Naked Lunch steeley dan refers to a dildo

Boy I really worked my steeley dan last night.

by Bug1 January 11, 2009

Diaper Dan

The default nickname assigned to any person of the male gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I hope Diaper Dan hurries up with his job, I really need to use the crapper.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010