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Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.
by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010
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Punching the clown

describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.
-What were u doing in the bathroom for so long?

-punching the clown...
by schoolisgay July 12, 2009
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clown face

(kloun-feys) verb,
To ejaculate on your partners face, then punch them at hard as you can till they bleed.
She gave me lip so I clown faced the bitch, maybe next time she will make me a sandwich when I ask.
by JeffC November 28, 2006
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clown

the worst, most vile disqusting offensive word a person caan be called
if you are a clown u might as well commit suicide
kenny dont be such a dam clown or you will never get a girlfriend
by cobaltkiller1989 December 30, 2009
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Rim Clown

My neighbor Darryl is such a fucking Rim Clown!
by moosethegoose June 9, 2006
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jew clown

1.A very successful clown, usually with a big red nose, wearing JEWlery of the fingers and very curly 'puffy' hair, that stands in a jew fro a jewish clown's main act is to beg for money, or dress up in a banker suit (jewish clowns are often playing the role of many stereotypical jewish jobs). Jewish Clowns, play their acts well, and recieve much money, usually if they pay is just a wince under what they usually make, or their food isn't just right they will monotonously complain.

2. One big douche bag, usually considered an insult if called a Jew Clown
John your a fucking jew clown, no one likes you.
Wow John, real mature you probably lick jew clown nipples
Bozo is a famous jew clown
"Wow Mordecai! Your going to be one big Jew Clown!" Said Joxepa bergbergstein
by aofwbegwao March 19, 2008
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douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.
I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.
by SDkid May 15, 2008
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