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Christian

Someone who beleives in the divinity of Jesus Christ and enjoys trying to force this beleif on others. If you belong to any other religion, they attempt to convert you with intimidation and insults.
Christian: Hey, want to come to church?

Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian

Christian: HEATHEN! DEVIL-SPAWN! DEMON! HERETIC! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU MUST CONVERT! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*
by cdsortapes October 30, 2007
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Christina

Detrimental to your health, probably a demon from the deepest pits of hell
I hate Christina! She is a form of communicable disease!
by wewgwueirdhuwas December 17, 2018
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Christine

Christine is one of the nicest people you will ever meet you may start off first as enemies but because of her kind hearted and forgiving nature she will forgive you allowing you to become best friends but not just any best friend the best you can image with carful listening and comforting advice you may have a couple fights but they all blow over and she will always be the best person you know so if you even meet and Christine and become close make sure you never let her go
Eion :Man I can't believe I'm friends with a Christine
Philip :Wow your such a lucky person
by NOLGA May 3, 2016
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Christian Smith

A red-headed child who has very few friends and wears tube socks.
I saw a christian smith at the food market.
by Smeadly October 24, 2008
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Christina Aguilera

A great singer who has changed with alot of plastic surgery,always rude and starter of fueds ,is the biggest Marilyn Monroe wannabe so much that she copies everything Marilyn every quote,magazine spread,everything Monroe has done ,she needs therapy for her obsession.
by truth26 May 8, 2013
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Christina Aguilera

stupid ass singer that needs to look at herself before dissing other people!
Christina Sucks...she gets dirrrty every second!!
by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005
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Christian

A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems.

They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.

The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.
random normal person: Hi Jeff. :D
Christian: REPENT!!!!
random normal person: *calls 911*
by Shader95 November 4, 2010
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