covid 21

that awkward moment when your cousin accidentally gives you multiple STDS and also ligma lol

mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds

mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez

me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol

by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 14, 2021

Covid party

When a group of 2 or more individual hang out together that are not part of the same household.

The government does not allow you to be with people that are not part of your household. So therefore if you hang out with anyone you have a chance of spreading covid-19.

Want to have a covid party?

Bob and Kate just met, they must be having a covid party.

by Hagheyy March 1, 2021

Covid induced introvert

An extrovert that is now an introvert (or more introverted) after being stuck at home during the Covid pandemic. Most likely an introvert who still likes to be social but gets overwhelmed easier than they did pre-pandemic.

Jessica has to take a break after a party because she’s now a Covid induced introvert.

by iluvusometimes September 15, 2022

covid herd

1. A group of people gathering together during a widespread panic with no protective measures.
2. A group of people protesting during a serious catastrophe with no protective measures

The Covid herd hit the beach this despite warnings not to.

by TavG April 19, 2020

Covid-m

When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.

What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?

by Covido December 10, 2020

COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

by Weednhoes January 31, 2021

COVID-Dick

Resembling or appearing to be Ron DeSantis

Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis

by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022