Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome

I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.

by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

covid connection

When you have a romantic “thing” with someone that isn’t defined because the awkward, lonely, I’m-working-on-myself-right-now, although needy common pandemic dating mindset.

“Are they together?” - “No, I think they just have a covid connection.”

“He waits for me in front of my building every day and holds the door. It’s great.” - “Are you guys ever going to talk?” - “Probably not.”

by Izzy.Bella October 30, 2020

covid hickey

a thing moms say when hugging their daughters and seeing their neck....during covid. duh.

"is that a covid hickey???"

by zackie salmon August 7, 2021

Covid-🇲🇹

When pregnant women in Malta could not travel overseas to get an abortion, which is a crime locally, during the coronavirus pandemic, thus forcing them to order abortion pills from abroad to terminate the pregnancy.

Unlike divorce and same-sex marriage which are legal in Catholic Malta, abortion poses a challenging time for Maltese pregnant women during the Covid-🇲🇹 crisis.

by Covido January 9, 2021

Covid nude

A nude photo taken when you are positive for covid-19

Can you send me a covid nude?

by Bubbleandsqueek5524 December 29, 2021

Covid-💉

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitors’ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The Covid-💉 perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.

by Covido November 14, 2020