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Cross Eyed Rattle Snake

When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.
Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy August 22, 2012
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cross training

Cross training. When a manager loses their patience when teaching an employee
''WHY CANT YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND NORMAN? THE CHEESE GOES ON THE BURGER BEFORE THE SAUCE!''
''What's going on there Paul?''
''Oh Mr Jones is Cross Training the new starter''
by Billy No Mates December 19, 2013
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cross the sauce

This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.
Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.
by von groovy September 15, 2017
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CrossFaded

When you are so high and drunk(only hard liquor). That you puke on your vape but you don't care so you take a massive but from it anyway.
Daniel got so crossfaded he puked on his vape and took a missive hit from it anyway
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Cross Country

A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists
Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”
by Homiesexual Masochist March 17, 2021
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Cross Threaded

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.
Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.
by D addy September 12, 2021
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bubba crossface

The act of putting in a person in a headlock standing up, then engaging in anal sex
i stuck it up his ass then got him in the crossface
by Jesse Adams March 23, 2004
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