Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.

I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.

by boo&brasen June 28, 2010

cornerist

a football player who is good at delivering corner kicks.

Is Lionel Messi a cornerist?

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

corner slerkin

you are being sneaky and secretly watching and slerking around the corner

dont be corner slerkin into places you're not wanted like the g lounge.

by lemarcus randall December 16, 2010

Corner Soldier

A way of saying someone is a loyal prostitute.

That girl Tammy is a true corner Soldier, and gets my money in, on time.

by acmillz October 12, 2010

Counter-Creeping

The act of creeping on those who creep on you in order to keep them at arm's length.

That guy was staring at me for hours, so now I'm counter-creeping him by commenting on all of his facebook pictures with winky-faces.

by Luke Rolyat November 17, 2010

Corner Demon

Sneaky, Mysterious, back-stabbing fucker, who lurks in the shadows to surprise "butt sex" you. Most commonly used to describe COD players who stick the walls/corners.

Carl: NIGGER CUNT!! GOOSEDOWN771 keeps killing me!
Jeff: He's a fuckin' corner demon, all he does is stay in that corner.

by tabbat January 19, 2011

Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.

My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.

by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011