college hibernation week

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

by FlyingOctopus89 June 5, 2009

colleen

a Irish girl who is nice talks fast and could rap and could dance and she is really smart

Girl 1: dang colleen can dance
Girl 2: colleen could also talk fast maybe rap too
Girl 1: I agree about colleen

by docter right February 23, 2017

Callie

Callie is a sweet misunderstood girl with blonde hair and brown eyes.she is short but really packs a huge punch! shes very sassy and will give you HELL if you mess with her.she ALWAYS WINS arguments.and she is unfortunately very involved in drama.she is best friends with girls named allison.she is straight.and doesn't really like girls named Kairi.but she is perfect.AND in conclusion Callie is sassy,drama involved and VERY sweet and nice in her very own way!

Callie is SO sweet i just wish she wasn't so involved in all that drama!.

by mynameisntkairi November 4, 2019

Slutty college

a college that will accept anyone

Did you hear Tom and Joe got into Devry so what it is a slutty college.

by the elder scroll November 4, 2009

couch college

online school, all you need is a laptop and some financial aid.

Most universities offer online school. If you don't have a desk, you are in couch college.

by sposdo November 15, 2009

Roanoke College

A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.

When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.

by bustamove April 6, 2005

community college

A place where students actually pay for their education unlike University Students who's parents spend $45,000 a year so they can major in basket weaving. Community colleges are for people who are really career orientated unlike University students who can party all night every week, not study, and pay the professors off to give them a C average. Even though community colleges might lack some social atmosphere, some have plenty of clubs for students interests who can join to meet new people and develop friendships which an alternative to the traditional University fraternity/sorority where people become warped and mind controlled by a sick diabolical satanic frat leaders with no empathy for humanity and who have been groomed to be elitists. 1.5 million students attend community college around the country. Their are many career choices at CC to choose from and you spend a lot less money. Some CC's are even better than some Universities in terms of class size, cost, educational environment, and professors. CC's tend to be even more culturally diverse than Universities because certain Universities only accept rich white kids (waspy) because their families have certain connections and descend from medieval royalty.

"He graduated from community college with an associate degree in Landscaping & Horticulture. He started his own landscaping business and is living well off."

"He graduated from a prestigious University with a engineering degree but can't find a job because all the engineering jobs have been outsourced to China and India. Now he's washing dishes at TGI Friday's trying to make ends meet. The economy sucks."

by IspeakLatin August 10, 2009