closeted homophobe

a homophobe who pretends they’re not homophobic.

random person: “you’re homophobic.”

closeted homophobe: “no i’m not. how could i be if i’m friends with a gay guy? “

by imverygaydontworry March 2, 2021

skeleton in the closet

An anorexic gay person in denial.

Hanna's not just got skeletons in the closet, she IS a skeleton in the closet!

by Tom Long December 19, 2007

closet party

A social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement that takes place in a closet

Lets go to the closet party at jeff's.

by Amoreex0 August 2, 2006

Closet Gay

A closet homosexual is what most gay supporters are. These supposedly "straight" people spend all their time defending homosexuality that it's clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. They call anyone who finds disgust with homosexuality a "bigot" even if they don't hate the gay person themselves. Their common argument (which is also illogical) against "gay haters" is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the ass repulsive. Perhaps it's these gay defenders who are gay themselves?

Jimmy: "Anyone who doesn't find two men kissing cool is a bigot and homophobe and probably a closet gay themselves!" (meaning that gays hate themselves)
Jack: "Yeah I agree! I'm a straight man but I love gays!"

*Jack and Jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other's cocks*

by Skialian January 5, 2014

Close-Minded

Someone who does not have the mental capacity to accept gender as something other than a dictionary definition.

Wow, Dom is so close-minded.

by LiterallyMe August 13, 2014

Walk-In Closet

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.

by Dylan Cole October 30, 2008

Closedverse Rehost

A gay ass social network based on another gay social network named Closedverse made by a pedophile, based off Miiverse, the gayest social network EVER.

This Closedverse Rehost looks like shit.
You are gay if you're using a Closedverse Rehost.

by Rixys July 26, 2021