Dick Clit Lick

When a guy takes the tip of his penis or COCK and rubs it up and down on a woman's clit as if to be licking it with his dick.

I love it when Dan dick clit licks my bean...It's so much better than when he uses his tongue.

by Pophish December 21, 2024

A clit of pesto

A small dollop of pesto, "clit" meaning dollop/mound/blob in this case.

The word "clit" can only be defined as a "dollop" in this specific scenario.
For example, you can not say "a clit of sour cream", that makes no sense, it only works with pesto.

This pasta would be really good with some pesto, I'll just have a clit of pesto on the side.
I am not sure I like pesto, just serve me a clit of pesto to try.

by Ramonybologne February 17, 2025

Cocktail clit

When you get too drunk that you cannot feel your clit no matter how much stimulation you use.

“We fucked all night but I couldn’t finish because I had cocktail clit”

by Laurgalore January 19, 2026

Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026

Purple clit

Equivalent of blue balls but for girls

He finished too fast and left me with purple clit

by Hijklmnop1234 February 8, 2026

Oven clit

When you insert your shlong into a girls clit and it boils your shlong like an oven hince the name

Bro Sarah has a oven clit

by ballio July 12, 2025

Cold clit

Like cold feet, but for a female who won’t have sex with you

Naw I didn’t get to hit last night, bitch had cold clit

by Othatsmikey August 14, 2025