churchy

a kid is a "disappointment to his family name."

Angus is such a churchy, he stole is dads credit card for vBucks.

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

Churchin slurpin

When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.

Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!

by Ron with an h January 1, 2019

churchouse

Churchouse refers to a family that carries a large breast gene. Whether it be male ‘moobs’ or female ‘breasts’

Wow, Todd those brothers are thicc, definitely churchouses

by MEMEDEALERTHAG February 24, 2019

Church Whore

A tranny blonde whore with a saggy ass that fucks the Pope.

Guy: Look at that blonde! She must be a church whore.

by the fidddddddddddddddddddddddd May 22, 2019

Church Street Buffalo

When after going ass to mouth then pulling out and then tastefully blowing a perfectly shaped albino Church Street Buffalo on your partner.

After raw dawning Marsha on taco Thursday, Randy gave Marsha an a Church Street Buffalo she would never be able to wash off.

by Jude Tobias May 22, 2019

Churger

A cheeseburger

All those in favor of changing the word cheese burger to churger, say aye

by angery_tupperware July 8, 2019

Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.

Jacob is a church penis.

by Churchalisous March 27, 2019