chicken hawk

in gay slang, its an old man who goes for very young guys. see chicken

man neil went to jail for 10 years for doing a 12 year old, that silly old chicken hawk.

by minghi May 21, 2003

Chicken Fingers

1.) when a guy starts putting his hands down a girls pants, but then wimps out. pussy.

2.) a delicious fried snack.....made of boneless chicken!

1.) that fucking wimp was about to stick his hand down into her poonanie, but he got fuckin chicken fingers!

2.) hey, how about that time i was hungry and i ate chicken fingers?!

by Harry Segal, King of the Wild Frontier December 17, 2005

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

chicken selects

Bent chicken mcnuggets.

I hate mcnuggets, I'm ordering chicken selects.

by TM February 15, 2005

chicken parm bitch

When someone completely lacks a personality and only likes the most basic, widely loved things. If they were at a restaurant, they would order a chicken parm. Every single time.

Stacey: Yeah, I love the Chainsmokers and this cool tapestry on my dorm wall! I think I’m gonna order a chicken parm.

Sasha: (thinking to herself) God, she's such a chicken parm bitch.

by sashab April 24, 2017

chicken coop

An extremely slutty girl.

"Wow, Jill's such a chicken coop; there are cocks flying in and out of her all day."

by ajaku3174 March 14, 2008

Chicken Dance

The art of putting cock and balls between your legs so they are hidden/nestled in your gooch area not visable from the front. The dance is the waddling motion that comes from not wanting to re-expose your package. Can also be used to catch out friends when they are entering a room. you owe them a dig if they look at your chicken.

girlfriend come out of bathroom
bf;"hey look babe im just like you"
bf doing chicken dance
gf "your an ass-hole, put your pants back on"

by wallsawalls January 13, 2008