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A term often by a person who might be a closeted homosexual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. In the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.
In the musical 'Avenue Q', a character is a closeted homosexual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he sexually pleases her everytime he sees her.

John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!
by 000jajajaja000 February 21, 2011
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canada411

verb: To look up someone's number/address who lives in Canada.

noun: website upon which you can look up phone numbers/addresses that originate in Canada.
verb:
*walk up to a hottie in da club and say,"Hey I'm (insert name). Canada411 me, bitch!"

"I'm such a stalker! I totally went home and canada411-ed him!"

noun:
"I don't know that guy's number. Look it up on canada411, man."
by LindaG October 10, 2006
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Canadian

An undercover name for a group of african americans in a public place
Hey guys, make some more fried chicken, we just got a group of Canadians at table 5.
by who cares21 June 18, 2011
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Canada's History

A sex act of the most depraved type, usually between two men, and involving maple syrup, a hockey stick, the Stanly Cup, a Canadian flag, and several polar bears. This act is often performed on ice.

The syrup is poured into the Stanly Cup and placed on ice where it is allowed to cool for about an hour. Both men take turns spanking each other with the hockey stick, while the syrup hardens into a gel. Then, the first man penetrates the semi-hardened syrup with his penis, while he wraps the second man's head with the Canadian flag. Then, the ends of the hockey stick are inserted into the anuses of both men. Each man pleasures himself, generally in a race to be the first to ejaculate.

The polar bears just watch.

My apologies to the proud nation of Canada.
Me: "I gave Stephen Colbert the Canada's History last night".
My friend: "Did you get the flag or the cup?"
Me: "The cup".
My friend: "How many polar bears did you have?"
Me: "Two".
My friend: "I am doubtful of your truethiness".
by CaptainStudly February 6, 2010
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Canadian History

A hat-trick of gouch-licks followed by a syrup-tongued french-kiss to the rectum. Finished off with a refreshing dunk in a scalding hot Timmy's coffee (double cream, and extra sweet): body part optional
God, I love Canadian History! Can you pass a towel?
by j_lasoul February 4, 2010
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canadian tattoo

When a woman slaps her partner (man or woman) on his/her face with her boobs and it leaves an imprint on the person's face. Much better than a russian tattoo.
My boyfriend gave me a russian tattoo, so I decided to give him a canadian tattoo.
by samtina September 22, 2006
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Canadian Diaper Party

Canadian Diaper Party – n. an event where adult persons consent to gather in a space that is either without bathrooms or where the bathrooms are rendered inaccessible. They are then allowed to wear diapers and listen to music whilst liberally drinking alcohol. These persons, wearing a diaper are encouraged to freely relieve their bowels – as they are likely to reach a state of drunkenness that would warrant such behavior, knowing that they are protected from censure as all other party participants are likely to engage in the same bowel-releasing activity.
“Wow Dan, that was some crunch you took whilst on the dance floor at Tony's Canadian Diaper Party, eh?”

Diapers, Party, Bowels, Booze, Canada, Drunkenness
by YourMomEatsBrains May 5, 2010
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