calaberdan

the act of being even more retarded then hilary clinton.

U R a freaking calaberdan!

by ash3r February 5, 2008

Calaboot

It means anything you want it to mean.

"I will 'calaboot' your ass." (I will kick your ass, I will beat your ass, I will kiss your ass etc.)

"I am so calabooted right now." (I am so tired right now, I am so lit right now, I am so frustrated right now)

by Calaboot Master May 12, 2009

Caleb Heiser

A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.

Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.

I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.

by MarioHunter November 10, 2010

cali sunburn

drop a shot of fruit flavored vodka into a corona....and chug.
CALI SUNBURN

WOW BRO, I'm quite distraught from the CALI SUNBURN I just took.

by TanRevolver December 2, 2010

Caleb Goodell

The sexiest person ever.

Caleb Goodell is so sexy.

by CALEBISCOOL October 18, 2011

Caleb Dixon

a person who writes weird semi-deep shit on urban dictionary thinking no one will ever see it

a hipster who was hip before it was hip to be hip

checkout out that guys reversible plastic yellow cowboy hat, he's definitely a caleb dixon

by jian gomeshi January 18, 2015

cali sparks

A sexual position involving California kush and anal queefing. While having sexual Intercourse with a female or male anal hole, light up a blunt of Cali kush. Proceed to push more and more air in the anal canal until there is enough pressure to release a quite exceptional anal queef. Pull out of the anal canal violently. As you proceed to pull out, blow the cherry off of the blunt right into the anal canal. The anal queef will break up the burning cherry and make the cali sparks fly.

PATRICK: "Hey, it's 4th of july, let's do something special"

DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"

PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."

DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"

by conflex December 22, 2015