Cranker 

A person who is addicted to methamphetamines or crack, high, and aggressively masturbates to porn for unusually long periods.

Has a Meth and Porn addiction.

Comes from: Crack + Wanker = Cranker.

Gerald's not just a meth-head - he's a bloody Cranker! Get's high and jerks off to porn all day - disgusting.

Cranker by Aunty Dot November 18, 2023

Crank lord 

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well

Daniel is the crank lord at my school

Crank lord by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023

Crank 

To “crank” is mostly used as a synonym to the word “play.” Mostly used for video games or games in general

John: let’s crank some Fortnite
Friend 1: crank? You suck at Fortnite you’re not cranking shit.

John: oh, yeah? That’s not what your mom said.

Friend 2: oooo0000OOOOO

Crank by Maijaluxe December 30, 2023

Crank Cave 

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.

Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.

Crank Cave by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

crank that skrong 

getting progressively and extremely high; preferably with friends

yo bro you really cranked that skrong!

when you crank that skrong and go nonverbal

crank that skrong by renmare February 6, 2024

cranking stick 

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

cranking stick by StickCranker March 7, 2024

crank the hog 

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

crank the hog by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024