Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
by Syngyl April 18, 2019
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Jessica Cook

A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.
by jynxywynxxy January 05, 2022
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Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019
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cook sesh

by Babyjess March 19, 2016
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Cooking sac

Cooking sac is another way to say that you’re really high (most commonly in reference to marijuana)
This bud has got me cooking..

what are you cooking bro?

I’m cooking sac man.
by DolphDingler April 19, 2023
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cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"
Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat
by Nipsfordays September 03, 2015
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