whore child

A child conceived as a result of a one night stand. Typically born to a whorish mother and a pothead father.

I was sticking the bone to this hot slut and right before I was about to explode my man lava all over her face, her whore child walks into the room and ruins everything!

whore child by Gil McGillicutty January 6, 2009

potato child 

A mentally retarded person

wow that person is a potato child

potato child by thatguy_48 March 18, 2015

pig child 

The kind of all filth, gluttony, and stupidity. He still roams the earth, conquering as many buffet lines and rancid whores as possible. Avoid him at all cost, for your life is at risk whenever he is near.

Once, pig child and his pig devoured a family size box of frozen lasagna in one sitting.

Pig child's ultimate accomplishment is being so lazy that he failed to get up to use the bathroom, so he just shit on the couch where he laid.

pig child by GG January 24, 2004

man-child 

A grown man with the personality of a child. See AJ Styles and Eric Young.

I find AJ Styles' man-child gimmick hilarious.

man-child by Jeff7 February 25, 2008

wild child 

A human child who has lived in social isolation from a very young age and therefore has no knowledge of the world, language, or social behavior. Some wild children have been neglected by insane parents; others are children who have grown up and survived in the wild. They are extremely rare, but when discovered, cause quite a sensation, esp with psychologists.

aka feral child, savage

'Viktor' was found in the woods in France around 1800. He apparently grew up alone as a savage in the wild.

'Genie' was found in 1970 in LA neglected for almost her entire 13 yr life stuck on a potty chair in a room.

In both cases, there was only partial success in trying to make these wild children 'normal.'

wild child by thecarcass54 October 20, 2006

Ghetto Child 

The homme man.
True Rockafella.
Memeber of the ultimate rap group
The Blood Clot Foudation

Yo man Ghetto child and the BCF was wicked last night.
Yeah man even better than that wanna be 50 cent.

Ghetto Child by Vince Mc Mahon October 22, 2004

monkey child 

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

monkey child by kidmuto June 25, 2008