Centijizz

A centipede's form of semen, other wise known as jizz

That centipede shot all of his centijizz on his partner.

by Alex2008 September 25, 2008

celtic salt miner

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.

"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."

by Latin Fuckers October 2, 2013

Extreme Centrist

A person who despises both the extreme left and the extreme right.

Extreme Leftist: If you don't use my proposed preferred gender pronouns you are a transphobic Nazi fascist bully boy.

Extreme Rightist: If you haven't worked out the elites have formed a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles and only Donald Trump can save us, then you're a radical leftist, Antifa-loving communist traitor.

Extreme Centrist: Can you both just STFU!! You're ruining my social media experience.

by DanVH January 28, 2021

Surprise of The Century

1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.

2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.

(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone

ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."

example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."

by hacker lovers May 6, 2009

Cezary

A guy originated in Poland who is the most intelligent and beastly people in the world. He can lift any amount of weight, and throw it across any distance. No, he is not a cyborg.

I wish I was as amazing as Cezary.

by randomperson123456778_ March 1, 2009

reverse centaur

a: One of a race of monsters having the body and legs of a man and the head of a horse.

b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.

"Dang look at Annie's hot body."
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"

by FRATLEIST March 1, 2012

Brain cells

Something that you barely have.

You use your brain to think, but u don't have any brain cells, so it's a FUCKIN waste to explain what it FUCK it is you Dildo helicopter.

by Brain cells May 23, 2018