A misnomer (term applied improperly) which includes all acts of oral stimulation on the male's penis.
The original and true meaning of blowjob: the act of a woman licking a man's penis, liberally applying saliva to the length (especially the head), and then exhaling (blowing) a cool stream of air onto the penis, thus giving the man pleasure. Most often, adding in direct concentration on the head itself, the man can be brought to a very satisfying climax.
(It's up to the female involved if she wants to have her man ejaculate on her breasts/stomach, or to swallow the load/spit it out; yet, it's worth noting that most men will want her to swallow and her doing so will cause the man involved to crave her even more. Spitting is highly frowned upon, as it signals a form of rejection to the male.)
Not to be confused with:
Headjob - sucking on the head of the penis to stimulate the man toward orgasm
Deepthroating - inserting the penis into one's mouth, usually to the point of invoking the "gag reflex"; many times, a man will want to ejaculate as deeply into a woman's mouth as possible, as to encourage swallowing. With practice, any woman can learn to get past the usual "gag reflex" reaction, and deeply satisfy her man.
The original and true meaning of blowjob: the act of a woman licking a man's penis, liberally applying saliva to the length (especially the head), and then exhaling (blowing) a cool stream of air onto the penis, thus giving the man pleasure. Most often, adding in direct concentration on the head itself, the man can be brought to a very satisfying climax.
(It's up to the female involved if she wants to have her man ejaculate on her breasts/stomach, or to swallow the load/spit it out; yet, it's worth noting that most men will want her to swallow and her doing so will cause the man involved to crave her even more. Spitting is highly frowned upon, as it signals a form of rejection to the male.)
Not to be confused with:
Headjob - sucking on the head of the penis to stimulate the man toward orgasm
Deepthroating - inserting the penis into one's mouth, usually to the point of invoking the "gag reflex"; many times, a man will want to ejaculate as deeply into a woman's mouth as possible, as to encourage swallowing. With practice, any woman can learn to get past the usual "gag reflex" reaction, and deeply satisfy her man.
Jill licked the length of Jack's penis, giving it a thick covering of saliva. Then, she proceeded to blow a cool stream of air over it, giving her man an ultra cool sensation over his penis. He enjoyed the wonderful art of the blowjob with a smile. Afterward, Jill concentrated on the head of Jack's penis, giving him a wonderful headjob; and, she proceeded to deepthroat Jack and allow him to ejaculate in her mouth, eagerly swallowing her man's semen.
by Don't Cha? February 27, 2008
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Putting a basketball pump inside the hole of your penis and pumping air into it
WARNING: May cause pleasure.
WARNING: May cause pleasure.
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Get the 'Blowjob' mug.A blowjob is when someone is hired for the job of performing oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known as fellatio.
Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.
Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).
No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).
When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.
Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.
Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).
No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).
When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.
Candy rewarded her boyfriend by performing a blowjob for him
Bob went down to the red light district and hired himself a blowjob from one of the whores.
Bob went down to the red light district and hired himself a blowjob from one of the whores.
by Pornlover February 19, 2014
Get the Blowjob mug.The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".
Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."
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Get the blowjob mug.Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."
"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
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