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spend a battery

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.
I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!
by Davicles October 2, 2007
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double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.
IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2015
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Big Mac Batter

When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.
Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter
by Underskor September 21, 2015
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Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.
Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*
by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016
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Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.
I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore
by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019
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Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.
Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.
by Torlo September 30, 2019
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The ol' slather and batter

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."
by DBXL November 6, 2020
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