A contest between two people in adjacent "public" bathroom stalls. As each person has finished shitting, they save the pieces of toilet paper used to wipe their ass. A player then calls out "fire" and tosses the shit-stained toilet paper over the stall into the opponents area. The defensive player remains still and if hit by the projectile yells "you hit me with a battleshit!" The game continues until a player is tired of getting shit bombed and leaves the stall. This leaves the remaining player the King of Battleshits.
As Josh and Dan are taking simultaneous dumps in the Wal-Mart bathroom. Josh saves a juicy piece of toilet paper covered in greasy shit. As Dan sits unsuspectingly, Josh fires the Shit-Missile over the stall and yells "FIRE!" Dan, in surprise, realizes that a piece of shit-paper is stuck to his leg and says "you hit me with a battleshit!" Dan then retaliates by firing his own shit-missile at Josh. Dan misses and josh says "miss". Dan then scrambles out and Josh cynically laughs while yelling "I am the king of battleshits!"
by Coltoonie April 4, 2009
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What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.
by boogerh7 November 23, 2010
Get the Wizard Lightning Battle mug.AS a verb, battleshipping refers to hooking up with all of the members of a particular entity. That can be as few as two for a dorm room or 500 for an entire dorm with everything in between. Generally used to refer to a house or apartment but any situation where all people involved are connected (does not have to apply to the battleshipper) is acceptable. Can either be seen as an accomplishment (generally for a male battleshipper) or as a warning to avoid (generally for a female battleshipper). Once the last member of the battleship has been "destroyed" the battleship is deemed sunk.
See that house over there? I totally battleshipped it last year. Those girls are complete sluts, one even let my buddy and I eifel tower her while her roomate took a picture!
Dude, stay away from that girl, she battleshipped my buddy's apartment last year.
Guy "So far i've banged Lindsey, gotten a blowjob from Rebecca, and tea bagged Jennifer."
Friend "Don't they all live together with Julie?"
Guy "Yeah, once i fuck her in the ass i'll have sunk the battleship"
Dude, stay away from that girl, she battleshipped my buddy's apartment last year.
Guy "So far i've banged Lindsey, gotten a blowjob from Rebecca, and tea bagged Jennifer."
Friend "Don't they all live together with Julie?"
Guy "Yeah, once i fuck her in the ass i'll have sunk the battleship"
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Get the turkish battle cannon mug.Commonly known as rap battle, except to make it more ganster they call it battle rap. To battle with rap. Also Sara doesn't believe that this is a word.... now it is! <3
by joesuff_8 August 17, 2008
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