Battinson

Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)

Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*

…

Battinson: I’m vengeance

by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022

Ass Bats

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.

Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...

by Billy_ott October 25, 2012

Batpug

A pug dog by day and a crime fighting superhero by night.

Why is your pug dog so lazy?

He's not lazy, he's just been up all night fighting crime as Batpug!

by T$bones August 2, 2013

Destroy the bathroom

To take a dump so big and smelly that the bathroom is off-limits for a few hours.

"I'm feeling kind of heavy right now. I think I'll go destroy the bathroom."

by First Stall September 20, 2011

The Batman 2022

Staring Robert Pattinson or as i call Rob Bat Bat’n Bat as Batman

This film is directed by Matt reeves Famous for directing the planet of the ape movies. this new take on Batman is Young and unexperienced, Bruce Wayne in this movie isn’t the playboy we all’ve gotten to know, this version of bruce is isolated, cut off from the world and doesn't yet use his fortune for good beyond the cowl. His allies James Gordon Jeffrey Wright, Selina Kyle Zoë Kravitz, Alfred Pennyworth Andy Serkis All Contribute unforgettable roles in this Film, although fans are divided on SPOILER the Jokers Barry Keoghan appearance in the end of the movie. Long story short The Batman 2022 Is An Amazing Peice Of Media that everyone should see, some say it might even rival The Dark Knight 2008

THE BATMAN 2022 Makes you feel like Spiderman. 101/10 -IGN

by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan May 4, 2022

author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

salty bath

bathing in seminal fluid

Zeke loved the smell of semen. So he hired some guys to come to his house and masturbate on him while he was in the bathtub, taking a lovely salty bath.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018