Chicken Bacon Ranch

Its chicken bacon ranch

best thing in the world

Aaron's mom: Can you order chicken bacon ranch pizza

Aaron's friends: FUCK YEAH CHICKEN BACON RANCH

by TheKiwii November 1, 2019

tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""

Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!

by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011

makin' that bacon

getting your undercarriage worked up so much that it starts to sizzle

Damn gurl, you been makin' that bacon for so long that it's about time to plate that shit up.

by donka-dewballs November 11, 2014

Gay Bacon Strips

Homosexual strips of pig flesh, Often made of rainbow-striped candy.

Coined by YouTube sensation Epic Meal Time.

Fucking Idiot: What's on your candy burger?

Me: Gay Bacon Strips you fucking idiot

by assviolator69 November 14, 2011

bacon

Bacon is a word used to describe an ravishingly intreging smell, to here "you smell like bacon" is a truly special event, one that should be glorified and you should be honered.

"christa you smell of bacon" said alex
"what" said christa
"grrr i love it" said alex

by Alex Harrison December 3, 2006

bacon

Something that sounds really good to eat.

An object normally not edible, that would taste good if it could be eaten.

Steve: 'Hey, you want to grab some Taco Bell?'
Louis: 'Sounds bacon to me.'

John: 'Damn dude, did you see that sweet Porsche back there? That was pretty damn bacon.'
Bill: 'I know, I'd love to have one of those.'

by onethousandshards August 27, 2009

Making Bacon

Earning Money;

I'm Making Bacon.

by rocko_338 March 29, 2012