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Ms batalan is a bitch ass nigga
by Komact November 20, 2023
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Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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Batala

An ASMR creator on YouTube with 937k subs as of now. Batala talks WAYYY too much, but she's an angel when it comes to sleep and relaxation.
Friend 1: I had such a bad day today, I need some ASMR.
Friend 2: Listen to Batala's ASMR, her videos are amazing.
Friend 1: You're right, she puts me to sleep in 10 minutes! she talks SO MUCH though, like
im tryna sleep, not hear her ramble about her unnessesary shit!
Friend 2: fr!
by just another tiktaker January 12, 2024
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Batala's ASMR

an ASMR creator on YouTube with 937k subscribers as of now. Batala's videos can put you to sleep, soothe you, and even make you laugh. Batala talks WAYYY too much, but she's an angel when it comes to sleep and relaxation.

*SIDE NOTE: Batala is trying to get to 1 million subscribers on YouTube, help her out and subscribe!*
Friend 1: I had such a bad day today, I need some ASMR.
Friend 2: Listen to Batala's ASMR, her videos are amazing.
Friend 1: You're right, she puts me to sleep in 10 minutes! she talks SO MUCH though, like
im tryna sleep, not hear her ramble about her unnessesary shit!
Friend 2: fr!
by just another tiktaker January 12, 2024
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Battle star Galactaca

Wise words said by " recardo i" during an emergency meeting.
hello, i am enjoying the "battle star galactaca"
by howdarepseudonymtakemyname February 1, 2024
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Battle for Dream Island

Battle For Dream Island (BFDI) is a show made by Cary And Micheal Huang. It has 5 seasons including BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, BFB, BFDI MINI, and BFDI: TPOT. The first episode of season 1 was released on January 1st 2010. It features 20 objects battling for a paradise Island. S2 is the same thing but with 22-27 contestants. Season 3 was unspecified. Season 4 has 64 in total (Two took 41) in Season 5 Two took 40 contestants and 2 new contestants joined.
Battle for Dream Island Is A good show
BFB is good
TPOT is da best
by ssk 123 456 March 19, 2024
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Bamulance

A slang word to describe an "Ambulance" worker as an "idiot".
Here comes a Bamulance to help another stupid biker!
by meman887 March 23, 2024
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