colson attack

When your on any type of instant messaging service and someone has IM'ed you the second you sign on.

*Signs on AIM* (2:41:00 PM)
bob1234:((2:41:14 PM) hey whats up!
ME12244:(2:41:50 PM) dude, you just colson attacked me

by Delilah<3 July 30, 2007

Apache Attack Helicopter

A gender that means you have those rage moments everyday.

Isn’t Bob an Apache Attack Helicopter?

by Stupid Word Guy May 1, 2019

crack attack

When your underwear are riding up your butt!

Oh my God man, I'm having a major crack attack!

by Barbara Moreno October 17, 2008

Apache attack helicopter

A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works

Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"

by Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren February 19, 2022

cringe attack

When you see something so stupid or so cringy, that you have no option but to face-palm and die a little inside.

"Did you see all of those feminists and Donald Trump posts last night?'"

"Yeah, it made me have a cringe attack."

by Random redneck 1 August 14, 2016

Sack Attack

A person who attacks other people's sacks.

OMG gordan just sack attacked you louis.

by Rjsimpson123 July 24, 2009

sausage attack

When a person is physically assaulted by sausages.

I was attacked by sausages.. it was a real sausage attack.

by ManOfKnives May 19, 2009