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eBay Asshole

A person who uses eBay in unfair ways for the sake of his/her own ego.

As a basic way to prevent any business with them, you can spot this kind of people via their feedback page. Usually, these assholes have feedback rating below 99% or a large number of negative feedbacks.
Keep an eye for the feedback comments too.

Another method : copy a desired username and paste it to Google, see the results.

This definition applies to both seller and buyer sides.
Below are the few examples of these eBay Assholes, words in parentheses indicate in which side the asshole on :

1. The ones who refuse to pay after winning a bid or after clicking the "Buy It Now" button. (buyer)

2. The ones who inform that they are currently out of stock to a bid winner so they have to cancel the transaction. (seller)

3. The ones who sell counterfeited goods, imitations, or not-as-decribed goods. The liars are also count as these kind of eBay Assholes. (seller)

4. The ones who received their stuffs in GOOD and AS DESCRIBED conditions, but still drag the seller into disputes, via Paypal or eBay for example, in order to receive their money back. The goods have to be returned though, but fruitless hard efforts are painful, no ? (buyer)
DIGITAL SELLERS, BEWARE ! "Copy-paste" is the reason for this . . .

5. The ones who are hard to communicate with, after dealing a transaction. (seller and buyer)

6. Etc. ;)
by Emil-sama January 13, 2011
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Asshole of the World

India is the Asshole of the World its small in proportion to the amount of shit that resides there,its stinks and its all brown.
by Tyler "Jack" Durden April 15, 2010
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Mexican Asshole

When you have the shits and you shit so much that your asshole gets sore and ends up feeling like it's on fire and about to fall off. It can be caused by eating any kind of food, spicy or non-spicy.
I have Mexican Asshole so I have to use wet wipes instead of regular toilet paper.
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Fullmetal asshole

This definition is actually referred to as "Fan boy"
a person who loves a particular thing, music group, show, etc. And views anyone who disagrees with him/her as not only wrong but their enemy. They view the disagreement as a personal attack and will usually resort to extremely defensive, and irrational form of arguing.
Allan: "Nintendo is better than Xbox"
Steve: "Nintendo is for babies, Xbox kicks ass"
Allan: "You're a baby! Xbox is for pedophiles, Nintendo is awesome!"
Steve: "Go play with your Super Monkey Balls."
Allan: "You mean like your mom did last night?"

You can pretty much substitute the "Xbox" and "Nintendo" for anything from fruits to clothing products.
by M April 14, 2005
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Asshology

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He just cut off that old lady he must study Asshology.
by BoSamprey November 9, 2011
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Ashole

Certain stinkey person that cannot refrain from passing stinkey farts at or against people or persons. These farts have a distinctive smell and have a good nose when sniffed deeply. This brothers role model is a professional in the rear end business.
Eeaww:Phew, thats stinkey!
Ashole: Ha ha, that was me.
by Stinkey101 July 30, 2009
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