yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.

Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.

by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013

Rubbin' Apples

(v.) The act of taking one man's ballsack and tenderly rubbing both balls against eachother inside the sack. The hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. The end result of rubbin' apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.

Marty: "Hey Joe, how far did you get with Mary?"
Joe: "We made out for a while and then I got a real treat when she started rubbin' apples"
Marty: "You lucky son of a gun!"

by Ball Boy November 1, 2013

apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

apple juice

Euphemism for "bourbon".

Yeah, I had some taste apple juice last night. Good old Kentucky brewed apple juice :-)

by cucurious57483 August 10, 2017

APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one

Emma is an Apple god

by Bananaapple April 10, 2019

apple jaice

apple juice, I just wanted to define it but I couldn't. here's apple jaice!

"Have you heard of apple jaice?"

"isn't that just apple juice with a a instead of a u?"

by installation November 16, 2021

Bobs for apples

A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex

Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.

by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019