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asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.
The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.
by assole magnet November 23, 2020
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stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.
by potaytoes February 4, 2017
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Hardened asshole

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse
He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.
by EternallyEnlightened September 10, 2019
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asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.
Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!
by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014
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chrome asshole

The act of plunging into your girl enough to buff the surface of her rectum to be reflective.
I gave Suzy a chrome asshole last night
by PSN..slayer-wayne76 January 1, 2016
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watery asshole

Bro why did you water my asshole so much now it's a watery asshole
by watery asshole May 6, 2018
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