kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...

1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.

by d3ngar December 17, 2009

Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º

How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º

by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016

Squirrel

Someone just trying to catch a nut. Generally a homosexual.

Mmmhm look at that squirrel sashay down the street.

by Melvin S. March 1, 2017

Squirrel Face

A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows

Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..

by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018

Squirrel bucket

An act or action that should not be discussed with those who don’t already know.

If a person asks for a squirrel bucket and understands what the term means then you must provide one, but if a person asked what is a squirrel bucket then you mustn’t disclose any more information.

by Stranger characters October 30, 2025

squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.

Colin Kaepernick is a squirrel poacher

by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016