jack bumps

After jacking off you have an acne breakout.

Freddy must have been jacking off last night. He has jack bumps all over his face.

by MLXK February 05, 2008

Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.

Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

Nasty Jacked

Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.

As in:

The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED

Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:

"Damn man you see that hot chick"

"Yeah"

"You should go out with her"

"I already have, we fucked"

"How was it???"

"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"

"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"

by johnny mc awesome July 20, 2009

Jaw Jacking

Military slang.
Standing around talking. Genernal "shooting the shit", scuttlebutt, or gossisp.

A sergent saw his platoon jaw jacking and not doing their duties.

by Isato October 14, 2021

jack jordan

Another word for a small dick. However it can only be used if in context of gay relationships to specifically disguise you trying to getting your little willy wet.

Oi bruv I know we r friends but us chavs we are real closer than that, I’m 14 your 12 but I think you need to do my Jack Jordan so we can move on.

by GoodGuysAsnicker January 11, 2020

soft jacking

To masturbate a guy while his penis is soft until he ejaculates. (This can take a very long time and often means that he doesn't like you very much.)

Kim just kept tugging at my dick. She just kept soft jacking me until I came. That chick sure is ugly but she can soft jack like a pro!

by Sam Giberson September 11, 2007

Apple Jacks

1. Very tasty cereal that tastes kind of like apples.

2. A drink that consists of Jack Daniel's and apple juice

1. I had Apple Jacks for breakfast.

2. I went to the bar for an Apple Jacks

by wcgold December 27, 2004