alter emo

The alter emo is the freedom to express your emotions without restorting to depressive ways of the EMO kid.
The alter emo is a mix of goth, punk, & skate...minus the negativity surrounding the aforementioned styles. The alter emo wears designer clothes & accessories. In addition to the black they are fearless when adding colour;on hair, nails, clothing, etc. THe alter emo is typically contemporary & fashion forward with respect to the traditional emo look of heavy eyeliner, tight clothing & studded belts. Generally the alter emo protrays the emo look but has a less depressing attitude towards life, family & friends. They arent old school like many have been made to believe. They use blogs not diaries. They own the lastest tech toys & enjoy retro & modern music alike. the alter emo is not strictly vegan nor suicidal.
The alter emo doesnt lose credibility for actually having money, living in a suburban area, living with parents & for being straight edge.

xxkill.h.erxx:"what do you think of the new chick"
nercomant!c:"the black & green dreadlocks are sweet"
xxkill.h.erxx:" but did you see her wrists?"
xxkill.h.erxx:"she sucks at suicide"
nercomant!c:"no she's just being emo."
xxkill.h.erxx:" alter emo's dont do that."

by LUSIA July 14, 2006

Afterism

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

by Dwilkins June 12, 2009

aftereffect

The period of time after masturbation when you completely lose your sex drive. You don't ever want to masturbate again and you're tired of porn. Lasts anywhere from 30 minutes to a week.

by MoonKnight March 8, 2003

Afternoon Shadow

If you shave in the morning, the hairs will likely have grown back by afternoon. The beard is short, you can not see the hairs, but it is like a beard-shaped shadow on your face, this is known as an afternoon shadow.

Guy 1: It is so irritating, I shaved this morning, and now my beard is back!
Guy 2: Yeah, there is no escaping the afternoon shadow.

by Chris-André October 2, 2006

aftersex-itis

That great feeling you get after sex. Some of the cures include: cold pizza, a nice glass of water, and of course, cuddling.

Cindy: "Hey, wanna go out and see a movie?"
Jill: "No thanks, I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I have major aftersex-itis. Frankly, I don't want to move."

by Pelican Paulie May 2, 2007

Aftersong

That really bad song that comes after a great one on your playlist.

I was listening to some Linkin Park, then this horrible Aftersong by Madonna plays.

by BuzzKillingTon December 19, 2008

aftercigarmint

n. A nearly finished, non-flavored, cigarette which is then crushed and turned into a menthol to extinguish some odor from the initial cigarette.
Crushing a Camel Crush at the end of the cig just to get a quick taste of mint.

My mouth tasted aweful after that cig. Good thing for these aftercigarmints.
Before I kiss you, let me smoke my aftercigarmint.

by TheSkaChef May 29, 2011