The shit war

The poo right is a human right and everyone should be allowed to poopoo in their pantaloons.
Sofia the first started the great shit war by disrespecting the controversial yet brave opinion of my sister dolly.
A: what happened to yo sister?
B: she fell during the shit war
by Seesawaifu May 22, 2020
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Call of War

Call of War is a browser video game, enjoyed by more then 1 million users. In the new update you can choose to play as a 20th century Turkish sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien III (too unlock this character you have to play as a muslim country), and 20th century christian king Christian X also known as Papler (too unlock this character you have to play as a european/baldic country). the new moto of the game is : yoo matko whos calling me? - WAR.
yoo bro Papler is playing Call of War during school. He is playing as Christian king and is planing to take down Turkey! Jesus died for our sins😂😂.
by papler122 September 20, 2023
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Wildfire War

A flame war but has over 150 comments
Person 1: Did you hear about that flame war? The one with over 150 flame comments?

Person 2: You mean Wildfire War 9?
by Beans On Butter December 20, 2019
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Thumb War

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend inch your thumbs closer to each other’s anal cavity until penetrated. Whoever yells mercy first loses.
Yeah bro, me and Kaylee did play “Thumb War”. Too bad she won.
by Childo Chief October 15, 2019
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speaker war

1. One when is being annoying seeing if your speakers can drown them out.

2. When somebody insists on playing crappy musing seeing if you speakers can be louder then their speakers
My roomie insisted on playing country. I won the speaker war by blasting some good ol' Zeppelin
by hebrewhammr18 October 07, 2008
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Gang war

A war between several gangs
Liam: Look at that tommy it’s a gang war
by LiamG75 January 10, 2018
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The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.
They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.
by Dirty WAHP January 17, 2022
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