Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat

"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"

by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

glue yourself/myself to

to stick to something (e.g. a hobby)
to literally glue yourself to something

"i don't play that game, i've glued myself to music"
"you've glue yourself, glued yourself to music, glue myself to, glue yourself"
"ight bro let's glue yourself/myself to some music fam"

by trainfan2011 September 14, 2025

SAVE YOURSELF

NEVER TRUST, NEVER RELY ON ANY OTHER PERSON THAN YOURSELF TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. IT STARTS WITH THE THOUGHTS IN YOUR OWN MIND; THEN AFTER THAT, YOU HAVE TO PUT ACTIONS TO YOUR LIFE. NEVER RELY ON PLACES THAT CLAIM TO HELP YOU. WHETHER ITS THE QUOTE UNQUOTE ''GOVERNMENT'' (REALLY, THEY ARE JUST GROUPS OF PEOPLE)... WHETHER IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OR A PLACE LIKE A CHURCH, OR A SOCIETY, OR A GROUP THAT SAYS THEY CAN HELP YOU. THINK FOR YOURSELF. STOP LISTENING TO PARENTS, AND TEACHERS AND PROFESSORS AND THE NEWS MEDIA.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE LIFE, SAVE YOURSELF.

by m3mphis_chick24 October 28, 2025

Oozing yourself

Ejaculating semen and jerking off to porn

Robot 1 was on porn but his brother found out and told his mom to whoop his ass his brother said "did you start Oozing yourself?" he said y-yes

by Mariomushroomkingdom November 5, 2025

chill yourself

The most aggressive way of telling someone to chill the fuck out.

Jimothy: OMFG WHY DO I KEEP LOSING
Ed: dude chill out
Jimothy: STFU BUDDY
Ed: CHILL YOURSELF

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025

raping yourself

The act of sadly dry beating it until you are barely even a half chub and just give up because it wont even get hard. different from gooning.

Im raping myself right now

Are you raping yourself?
My god bro im gonna rape myself

by iverapedmyself January 9, 2026