You're A Hacker!

This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.

Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.

by 2 number 9s, a number 9 large- November 10, 2021

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.

Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

You're booty kid

When you suck at a video game.

Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.

by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021