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Stefan walk

The true predecessor of the "Jacky walk" which was an informal allusion that something new had taken place WHEN REALLY these "Jacky walkers" are just doing the "Stefan walk."

The "Stefan walk" involves flailing one's limbs around in the manner of someone who is either in pain or of invalid mindset. They usually withhold at primate stance whilst chanting jibberish and saying things that no one but them find funny.

It really is quite a sad site to observe.
Stefan: Hey, guess what everyone...

All: What?

Stefan: HARRY PORKER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S BONE

All: Well that's gay...

Stefan: Nono, it's not, abbbueuue hehehehe...
*initiate Stefan walk*

All: *Facepalm* He's doing the Stefan walk again, what a dunce.
by martinj18181 April 22, 2011
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Chalk Walk

refers to a Cross Walk that has been manually drawn in by a resident, or group of residents, using chalk to provide a safe spot for them to cross the road in their own neighborhood. Something one would typically find on a road that doesn't have speed bumps to slow down cars or just where ever one feels the need to make cars stop for them while they cross the road.
teenager: "Man, I'm tired of all these cars going 35 up and down my street. I can't even cross the road without feeling like I'm about to get hit."

friend: "Dude I was about to go out to the store, I'll pick up some chalk and we'll draw a Chalk Walk later this afternoon."

teenager: "That's whatsup. Get some other people too so that sh*t doesn't take forever to draw."
by Augiegk4life December 1, 2010
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ped walk

Look Johnny is on the narrow ped walk in Athens.
by LAEUG January 29, 2009
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walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity
Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!
by godchef July 8, 2010
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skeet walk

The act of walking around in search of women who are seen as sexually desirable; such as college campuses and malls.
Hey Dude, classes just got out. You want to go on a skeet walk?
by Kevinatutsa October 7, 2007
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walk of shame

When you take a big shit in a public restroom, and you forget to give other patrons a courtesy flush, and it stinks up the whole restroom. When you walk out of the stall, it is refered to as the walk of shame because all the other patrons are pissed at you for the stench they had to endure.
James walked out of stall after pinching that floater, but he soon saw himself doing the dreaded walk of shame.
by Colin Treafdggg September 26, 2006
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jay-walking

v. To make a pass at a girl you know your buddy has an interest in. Essentially, a G-rated version of "cock-blocking" that can be used with equal effect in more polite company.
Dude #1: "Hey, I totally scored digits from that chick Suzy that always hangs out at Hoffer's".

Dude #2: "Wait, what? You knew I totally dug that chick. I'm calling a jay-walking infraction.

Dude #1: "Snooze you lose, chieftain".
by laker fan October 31, 2011
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