Vagina Jockey

Someone who is constantly horny, and their mind has gotten so horny that they cannot think straight. Only thinking of ass and boobs, has clouded the mind

Guy1: you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Bro you've been checking out girls all day, slow down you Vagina Jockey

by Alkaline Water July 4, 2022

vagina slay

used when you like something

“that food was so good” person 1
“yeah that restaurant is so vagina slay” person 2

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Vagina Boy

Similar to the insult "Pussy"

V. A caucious or wimplike guy. One who shows constant appearant fear.

Dude, stop being a vagina boy and ask her out!

by Adam Rage April 27, 2004

vagina pretzel

backwards kegel; a loosening of the vaginal muscles in order prolong sex

Don't worry about cumming too soon, I'll do my vagina pretzels.

by californication roxs May 25, 2009

Dusty Vagina

1. Usually meaning that a female or shemale hasnt been fucked for a very long period of time for some reason or another and her vagina becomes obsolete.

2. The vagina becomes very dusty and decrepid because it hasnt been fucked in so long.

3. A vagina that was fucked so much that it burnt out like an old tv, and it can no longer be used, so it becomes dirty and decaying.

Damn motherfucker! Your pussy is wack! You got one of those Dusty Vaginas! That shit needs to be upgraded with some 21st century cock!

by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster November 6, 2007

vagina dentata

Vagina with teeth.

The sarlac was an example of the vagina dentata archetype.

I bet that chick has a vagina dentata.

Ouch! That vagina dentata bit me!

by Lbatman1441 February 26, 2011

blackhole vagina

a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome

person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"

by technosquid November 22, 2009