n. an individual who decides whether to bury his tubemeat only after obtaining his prospect's twatlog
"Twatametricians don't frequent the well nearly as often, but you don't see their cocks falling off either now do you?"
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by twant master June 24, 2010
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by t89472 August 30, 2010
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The female equivalent of a boner killer.
Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.
The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.
The female equivalent of a boner killer.
Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.
The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.
In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...
In comes Shelby...
Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!
Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.
In comes Shelby...
Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!
Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.
by GUADD October 7, 2010
Get the twat-dryer mug.1. any substance or residue secreted by the vagina, resulting in an evident mark or accumulation on an object. Often the result of either discharge from a serious infection, extremely copious vaginal secretions (often during sexual arousal), or the ever popular post-coital poon goo.
2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.
2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.
1. "Man, that ho is so horny, she's leaving twat droppings everywhere she sits!"
2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"
2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"
by Rev. Stephen December 8, 2010
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