touchdick

Used as a slang term for a "touchback" in football games. Also used to describe when a "hot" chick touches a mans dick (or cock!).

"Alright, get that good touchdick!"
"Dude, she was layin' that touchdick on me."

by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008

touch

fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way

We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.

by sheemeweemie July 4, 2011

Tooch

a toot from a cooch; a vaginal fart. also known as a queef or vart. can be used as a noun (a tooch), or a verb (to tooch).

after i plowed her vagina for an hour or so, she went to pee and tooched out a couple of tooches...i was proud of my work

by ricelaw January 15, 2009

I'll be in touch

Used at the end of a date (particularly prevalent in internet dating circles)

"I'm not into you, you will never see me again, forget me and make other plans"

"Great to meet you. I'll be in touch"

by Fi in the uk October 30, 2007

It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015

Touch Tip

Similar to "touch base" but with two gay dudes.

Gay dude: I haven't seen Jim in a while, maybe I should touch tip with him.

by Reeeeeeeeze December 31, 2011

tooch

noun- another word for cooch,vagina, pussy, cunt, twat, snatch or other words for the female genetals.

I bet that bitch has a nice tooch!

by barton666 April 15, 2008