Toolakit

A person who is no longer classified as a tool for they are too much of a tool so instead of being a tool they are the whole toolkit.

Wow that kid is a toolakit

by nosyt May 18, 2009

toolbag

a chick who like tools inside of her

jack: man i was hitting on this girl at the bar last night, super fly.... but when she said she liked Lil' wayne's rock album... I knew she was a toolbag.
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jack: man those bitches on the hills are nothin' but tool magnet ...bitches.
floyd: yeah they're basically a sold out shelf of designer toolbags.

by blasterkash# July 20, 2010

URBAN TOOL

URBAN TOOL is an Austrian label which has been creating innovative design concepts in the range of “IT-Accessories, wearable technology emotional electronics” since 2004. The company specializes in developing and marketing smart product solutions to carry personal items like e.g. cell phone, iPod, wallet or keys comfortably and close to the body in everyday life. URBAN TOOL focuses on a user-centered, unconventional and emotional approach to IT and was therefore already awarded numerous international prizes.

Wear your Entertainment with smart and stylisch URBAN TOOL holsters, bags and wearable technology.

by URBAN TOOL June 12, 2010

Pink Tool Barn

Noun; A sexual act in which you get 2 dogs, give them nazi hats and arm bands and pay a few Russian orphans with missing limbs to dress up like clowns and let the nazi-dogs defecate all over them.

Jim: I can't believe you went to Tijuana again. How was it?

Carl: It was pretty good. I got to witness my first Pink Tool Barn...I gotta tell ya, it's something else. Good shit.

by Disdick0013 June 23, 2010

UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool)

Someone who spends countless hours trolling urbandictionary.com, memorizing a plethora of phrases and spends an inordinate amount of time plotting how to casually slip them into daily conversation while claiming all the credit

Kyle: Damn its a march of dimes in here homes!

Phil to Scott: Man that Kyle is such a UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool).

by Bochonic July 14, 2009

Weight Room Tool

man/woman at the gym who always seems to be lifting, working out, etc. While in front of a mirror admiring themselves. At times grunting, and doing other things to draw attention to themself and their "ripped physique"
Often wearing sleeveless shirt or tight clothing.

Guy 1 : ARGH!!! I'm gettin a serious pump curling these 75s mike, my biceps feel totally destroyed. Can you tell? Let's go by that group of women near the mirror and we can all watch me kill my biceps some more.

Guy 2:Lewis are you fucking douche? Fucking weight room tool

by str8dipped July 3, 2010

tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005