Weed troll

A person who uses your weed without contributing some of there stash or helping pay for the weed

John : dude Derrick smoked all of my weed last night and didn't even use any of his
Don: man what a weed troll

by Nico123nico September 19, 2016

porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 December 21, 2015

dapper weed

A hand picked quality of grade A marijuana. That is manicured too it’s top state of being.

I smoke dapper weed.

by Good weed, Exotic weed, June 9, 2019

Weed Dementia

Whenever someone is under the influence of weed and forgets what he/she was going to do

He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed

by DictionaryWizzard October 16, 2021

aged weed

The crusty dusty dried up weed hidden in tobacco pipes.

I think there’s some aged weed in my pipe broski.

by jefftheheff September 14, 2021

weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021

Worry Weed

Worrying in a relationship is comparable to a weed. No matter how many times you try to kill the worry, it grows back. Rooted from trust issues of varying degrees.

"My worry weed is stopping me from fully trusting you."

by sarc.asian July 10, 2015