A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.
"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
by CjBRAH May 13, 2015
You're working the graveyard shift instead of attending YOUR OWN party?! That's poop soup, bro.
My boss is so rude. She's totally poop soup
My boss is so rude. She's totally poop soup
by fweemgar_viking_patriarch November 04, 2010
by Niki_galb July 08, 2011
by BUSSYsoup34 September 08, 2021
Man i can't believe he couldn't afford another abortion, thats some serious weiner-soup right there.
by greenman420 January 26, 2011
toenail soup is the good soup. you make out of sheep toes and rabbit hole. allah is creating toenail soup. it tastes better if you add garlic.
toenail soup now! 😜😩😥
by itchy pp September 02, 2019
"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"
"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."
"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."
by fairedepipi March 29, 2007