Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

Poon

Short for the word poontang, but is also found as a common last name for unfortunate Asians. Poon refers to an adult woman's vagina which is often crusty and stretched out from child birth.

Yoooo that bitch named Barbara played dumb last night when I asked her what her name meant. She said the "poon" was short for harpoon. Shiettt - we all know it means her vagina

by vagujibrappu November 13, 2014

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

Poon

Short for Poon Tang, prostitute or vagina. From the French putain which means hooker, but pronounced poon tang in Viet Nam, the US soldiers brought this word back. Viet Nam used to be a colony of France and they use a lot of French words, often Asianized.

Poon Tang! One dollar lookey, two dollar touchy, three dollar do-y. Poon Tang Three Dolla and pack of Virginia Slim

by Jelly Roll Baker February 24, 2019

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.

Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.

by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025

Poon

A Pakistani (or subcontinental) version of a “coon”.

My dad’s such a poon, he wants to go golfing with his white friends.

by Visionarypoon November 26, 2021